Farting Female Celebs

Megan Fox

The sultry Megan Fox can fart with the best of ’em.  Wow Megan…we had no idea!

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like — you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on ‘Transformers’ always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

Demi Lovato

A nervous fan farted on Demi Lovato.

Just finished a meet and greet. Someone legitimately got nervous and farted on me. I guess there's a first time for everything.. Right? 😳💩

— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) September 14, 2014

But she was really cool about it!

Hey.. 💩 happens ya know?

— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) September 14, 2014

And here is a video clip of Demi admitting to farting in public.

She has farted an estimated 162,026 times in her life!

Here is a fake clip of Demi farting loudly that has been making the rounds recently.

Natalie Portman

Actress Natalie Portman is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.  She also has a great sense of humor and can be pretty candid at times.  Here she is in an interview with Jimmy Fallon talking about farting!

She has farted an estimated 219,281 times in her life!

Rita Ora

This tweet from a few years ago says it all!

She has farted an estimated 170,890 times in her life!

I can't stop farting today 💨💨💨💨

— Rita Ora (@RitaOra) September 17, 2014

Evangeline Lilly

Evangeline Lilly actress from Lost and Ant Man and the Wasp admitted that when she was a flight attendant before she was famous she farted in a passengers face according to the Huffington Post.

“One time there was this guy who was really awful to me, and I was really struggling that day, because I had really bad gas. And as a flight attendant, you don’t let that go when you’re on a plane,” she said. “So this guy got under my skin to the point that finally I decided to save it all up, and when I was walking past him and when I got to row 48… I let it rip, right in his face.”

She has farted an estimated 228,739 times in her life!

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston loves fart jokes.  Who would have guessed?

“I’m always trying to find the great small roles, the stronger more slice of life more complex and I’ve been doing fart jokes for a long time, which I love immensely. So I think it does allow you to sort of take care of business and then you can spend the time with these little labors of love, which I’ve learned sometimes you have to create for yourself.”

She has farted an estimated 282,319 times in her life!

Taylor Swift

During the 2015 VMA’s it sure sounds like Taylor Swift farted.  You be the judge!

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She has farted an estimated 175,760 times in her life!

Jenny McCarthy

There is no shame in Jenny McCarthy’s game.  She proudly tweets about her gassiness!

Wow. I'm farting my ass off today. Thank God it's windy outside.

— Jenny McC-Wahlberg (@JennyMcCarthy) October 30, 2012

She also said “My philosophy on dating is to just fart right away.”

She has farted an estimated 263,283 times in her life!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is known for her large ‘ahem’ butt.  Big butt has to equal large and loud farts right?  Apparently she farts so much sometimes that Kanye sleeps in a different room!

Apparently Kim’s fart really stink.  On an old episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians when she was complaining about the dog farting, Bruce Jenner now known as Caitlyn Jenner said “I’ve smelled yours – they’re pretty bad,”

And here is a clip of Kim of admitting to clogging a toilet!  Ha ha!

She has farted an estimated 222,521 times in her life!

Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron brags “I can fart as loud as the next guy and have a filthy mouth!”

She has farted an estimated 249,137 times in her life!

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel has no shame in her game and readily admits to farting.

“I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney’s burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries,” she tells the mag. “Turkey chili is good, but it will give you terrible farts!”

She has farted an estimated 215,529 times in her life!

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