Introducing the ultimate tool for those who want to quantify their gas-generating greatness. Ever wondered just how many thunderous blasts you’ve unleashed into the world? Simply punch in your birth date, and this high-tech calculator will reveal the ahem bottom line.
Whether you’re a seasoned gas giant or just starting your journey into the world of flatulence, prepare for some hilarious revelations. From silent-but-deadlies to earth-shattering eruptions, it’s time to embrace your inner methane maestro. Remember, behind every great fart is a tale untold, and now you can count them all with scientific precision. Release the gas-tistics!
Lifetime Fart Calculator
