I’ve been watching my sugar intake recently so I decided to have a bag of sugar free Twizzlers. I love sweets and am a huge Twizzler fan so decided to give them a shot.
To my surprise they taste amazing…about the same as regular Twizzlers so before I knew it I had eaten the entire bag. About 4 hours later the fireworks began. I seriously could not stop farting. I mean I was farting every couple of seconds. My wife and I were watching a movie on the couch and she started to get super annoyed with me.
At one point I had dozed off while watching the movie and farted so loud that I woke myself up. I was disoriented for a few seconds and was just hoping that I hadn’t just ripped one in a work meeting!
Here are some hilarious Amazon reviews!
“Tastes so good…. Ate entire bag…. No self-control….But never buying again…. Was up all night with horrible stomach pain…. Suffered loud, disturbing gas for the following ~8 hrs…. Went to the toilet repeatedly for fear of diarrhea…. Never experienced diarrhea, just horrible gas”
“I ate a whole bag in one sitting and the pain of gas and bloating began almost immediately. The gas and bloating continued for a few hours and I didn’t think I was going to be able to sleep that night. It was really bad. Maybe you can eat 2 or 3 of these a day and be OK, but I’m not sure what the point is. Consume at your own risk.”
WARNING: Listen to this Twizzler induced FART if you dare!
“Gave me the worst stomach cramps I’ve had in years. Gave me gas so bad even the cat didn’t want to be near me. But I spent most of 24hrs on the toilet with those cramps and what they heralded”
Buy them if you dare from Amazon! Good luck!
i scared my whole class
When I go on a trip and stay at a hotel overnight, I ate a whole bag of sugar-free candies that my friends brought. That night, in the bed, I had to suffer from terrible abdominal pain and massive farts. My tummy continued to product wet, dirty gas, but I was too tired to go to the bathroom, so I kept emitting it under the blanket. Maybe my friends that seemed to fall asleep noticed the sound and stinky smell, but I still think I did my best to turn down the noise LOL