Everyone loves a good fart story! Farts are always funny and are the great equalizer. Society believes that women aren’t supposed to fart so when they do it can be extra hilarious and surprising. So let’s share our favorite girlfriend or wife farting stories! I’ll get the ball rolling with a few good ones.
In graduate school I had this really cool girlfriend who was super easy going. One day she was at my apartment and I needed to fart so I let one go. She was in the living room and said “Oh it’s gonna be like that?” she then proceeded to rip some of the loudest farts I’d ever heard in my life. Was the first time I’d ever been “out farted” by a woman! Ha ha!
After college I was dating this woman that was super petite and fit and she was super prim and proper. One morning I decided to test the waters with her. I said “You know we’ve been dating for a while now and I just realized I’ve never heard you fart.” She then ripped a really impressive fart. I was definitely surprised!
Was at my girlfriends apartment and she was laying on the floor on her stomach watching TV. Don’t ask me why but she didn’t have a couch! I was admiring her butt when all of a sudden she started laughing at something on TV and out of nowhere she farted loudly. She was so embarrassed and after I stopped laughing at her told her it was all good! Ha ha!
When I was in college I was hanging out at the apartment of one of my female friends that was in my calculus class. We were just friends but she was one of the hottest women I have ever known. She was Italian with long her and an amazing body. She was a few years older than me and I remember when she came to my apartment to pick me up my roommates couldn’t believe it! Ha ha! Anyway I was at her apartment helping her out on a calculus assignment and we had just had dinner. We were standing up in her living room when I smelled a fart. She then went to the bathroom. I knew it wasn’t me so it had to be her!
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I was dating a guy and He ordered me some beans at a hotel and I got too gassy and farted in front of my bf and he still calls me fart queen
My girlfriend didnt know I was at our apartment and when she came in she ripped the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. She was so embarrassed and didn’t think i was there. Haha
My girlfriend farted so loud in her sleep that it woke both of us up!
My girl farts all the time! Ha ha!
My girlfriend had a curry one night and she got extra gassy. She kept farting so much that i had to leave the room for a moment. She then ripped a fart that shook the couch and stained her underwear.