Sometimes a fart is more than just a fart. Every now and then what you think is just a harmless fart is followed by a little something extra. Admit it, you know exactly what I’m talking about. I’ll get the ball rolling by sharing a shart story of an experience I had recently.
One day I was at work and my stomach was not feeling right. It kept gurgling and bubbling throughout the morning so I knew something was just a bit off. After lunch it was getting worse and at around 2 in the afternoon I decided I felt bad enough that I needed to go home.
My commute is about 25 minutes without traffic and I was speeding home since my stomach was doing flips at this point and I knew I was in trouble. I started testing the waters by releasing tiny farts to relieve the building pressure and started to feel a bit better. I stopped at a red light I felt what I thought was a giant fart coming on so I confidently decided to let fly.
Let me tell you…that was a huge mistake. I immediately started shitting my pants for what felt like several seconds. When I got home and pulled into the drive way I duck walked into the house. Luckily no one was there and I threw my underwear, which was filled, in the trash and put my pants in the washing machine. What a mess!
It happens to the best of us! Check out this clip of Angelina sharting from the show Jersey Shore Family Reunion.
Share your story if you’ve ever crapped your pants or pooped your panties with an unexpected shart! Go ahead…. we won’t judge you!
Ha ha! Sharts are the worst!